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Marriage is all About Entrapment

JustLinda Cartoon EntrapmentRIP, Neil Armstrong.  I bet you never assumed your wife was stupid.

This isn’t the first time he’s fallen for my trap, but sometimes it backfires on me.  One of my favorite posts I’ve written was about just such a situation.  Come to think of it, that was written on the day Alexander Haig died.  Could it be that he’s trying to entrap me every time some dude I might not know kicks the bucket?  Hmmmmm… Who is the cat and who is the mouse in this marriage?

We may never know.

By |August 25th, 2012|Cartoon Drivel, Indiscriminate Drivel, Married Life|Comments Off on Marriage is all About Entrapment

It’s a scary story about a massage, but it has a happy ending.

This past weekend, I went to get a massage.

I don’t do it often, but occasionally the span of a Saturday afternoon lay open before me, all pristine and unscheduled.  It’s then I pick up the phone and call to see if there are any openings.  I don’t see the same person each time, it’s more a matter of who is available.  This time, it was Glenn.

As we got started, Glenn noticed my tension and said “Relax.  Today, you’re not at work – I am.  Today, you’re the boss.”

I screamed like a girl and fled in terror.

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(That last part didn’t happen.  What really happened is that I relaxed and enjoyed my massage.  And wrote this little blog post in my head.  So, sure, it’s a scary story about a massage but at least it has a happy ending.)

Here’s what happened later:

 

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By |August 14th, 2012|Cartoon Drivel, Indiscriminate Drivel|Comments Off on It’s a scary story about a massage, but it has a happy ending.