Insert Adorable Photo!
Compelling opening paragraph that grabs your attention.
Funny HILARIOUS anecdote that makes you laugh out loud and pledge your undying devotion to my blog.
Mentions of other funny stuff elsewhere on other blogs I like with links to them and encouragement for you to go visit! Now!! GO!
Apologies for my glaring inactivity on this blog lately.
Weak excuses about work and stuff.
Unconvincing promises to do better going forward coupled with pathetic plea for you not to abandon me.
Upbeat closing which brings the whole post full-circle. Closure. I like good closure.
(There, I gave you the framework – feel free to plug in your own content. Who says I don’t challenge you??)
You gave great points here. I did some research on the subject and have found nearly all people agree with your blog.
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Never forget, when trying to market or promote something sex sells. To start with, you need to change your title to witty titties or misspell it something like witty tit le here, to catch all the teenagers hunting for porn. By the time they read through all of your posts, and find only the sunburned pictures your husband posted some weeks back, they will give up on surfing the net, and you will have provided a valuable service to womankind the world over.
Second, provide links to those other funny stuff, but in your crafty devious ways, link them back to other previous posts you made, thereby catching them in your snare, keeping them endlessly circling through your previous posts, until they forget that you did not post a “real” update today.
Third, well, that is all my attention span can handle, can’t think of a third, (hey look at the pretty flower…) 🙂