Mother Goose on the Loose

For little girls, it’s time for bed

Last night, my youngest daughter – the only one who cannot read yet, not fully – brought me her bedtime story book.  It was Dr. Seuss’s Cat in the Hat and I thought to myself about how much I hate that stupid book, how many times I’ve read it over the years to each of my five daughters.  It occurred to me that my youngest was on the verge of being able to read for herself so perhaps my time of having to read that was near its end!  Yay!

And then I realized that perhaps my time of having to read that was near its end.  And suddenly my emotions were completely juxtaposed from where they started.  That was the inspiration for the poem I wrote, which brings a little tiny tear to my eye when I read it or contemplate this reality.

As parents, we do get sick of doing this or that when we feel we have to do it so often, when it seems an imposition or a mind-numbing repetitive task.  But if we contemplate never doing it again – having the need for it behind us – it does rather put that particular thing in a new light.

I will miss reading stories to my children once this last one becomes a full-fledged reader.  So for now, until that day comes, I will embrace reading even the most annoying of stories to my little girl.

For little girls, it’s time for bed
But first a story to be read
Come on, Rae, pick out a book
It’s getting late now go and look

Your sister’s reading Little House
Perhaps you should choose City Mouse?
Oh, Funnybunnys? One more time?
You love the ones all full of rhyme

Anything by Dr. Seuss
My budding little Daughter Goose
Tonight we’ll read Cat in the Hat
There’s nothing more inane than that

I’ve read this book for years and years
To many little daughters’ ears
You are the last to bring a book
And climb up on my lap to look

At all the pictures while I read
“Just one more time” you always plead
Sometimes I’m stern and I say NO
I point upstairs and say “Now go!”

Tonight I’m feeling less of that
Tonight I like that tall-hat cat
I’ll read to you when it’s bedtime
I’ll read you books that always rhyme

I’ll read them twice if you just ask
I’ll smile big and do this task
And that’s because I know, my dear,
Before too long you won’t be here

Up on my lap with smiling face
With sticky hands and warm embrace
Soon you’ll be reading by yourself
Old books will draw dust on the shelf

And I will come to miss that cat
That stupid cat who wears that hat
So come here, Rae, and sit with me
While you still fit upon my knee

While you still need your stories read
And on my shoulder, rest your head
And I will read when it’s bedtime
I’ll read you books that always rhyme

I’ll read them twice because you smiled
My youngest and my last dear child
‘Cause time will fly until you’re grown
And reading to one of your own 

reading in the park

By |April 17th, 2010|Indiscriminate Drivel, Mother Goose on the Loose, The Parent Hood|Comments Off on For little girls, it’s time for bed

Case Study: What Does Brown-Nosing Get You in the Blogosphere?

dooce

(sung to “The Battle Hymn of the Republic”)

Mine eyes have seen the genius of the writing from the Dooce
I have stood up and applauded the first steps of her papoose
I was happy for them all when from the job Jon did break loose
Her blog keeps marching on…

Dooce, the goddess of good humor!
Dooce, the Avon non-consumer!
Dooce, so not a baby-boomer!
Her blog keeps marching on!

I long to turn back time to when her comments were turned on
I think of all the blog hits a good comment there might spawn
And I’d stay up all night reading ’til the coming of the dawn
Her blog keeps marching on…

Dooce, no fan of global warmin’!
Dooce, you’ll not catch her conformin’!
Dooce, can quote the Book of Mormon!
Her blog keeps marching on!

Could there ever be a day where she would take me under wing
Advise me and instruct me about every blogging thing
Like how to blog at work until H-R makes a big scene
Her blog keeps marching on…

Chuck, he’s running for the senate!
Dooce, she’ll surely help him win it!
Jon, he’ll know just how to spin it!
As Leta keeps marching on!

I want to ride a plane with her and go to Amsterdam
And with Alice and Melissa we’d all stand there hand in hand
We’d imbibe some wacky mushrooms and the trip would be just grand
Her blog keeps marching on…

Dooce, so far away in Utah!
Dooce, as hip and cool as foie gras!
Dooce, of whom I’m in complete awe!
Her blog keeps marching on!

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Dear Heather or her bodyguards or private investigators,

I swear I’m no creepy internet stalker. I just happen to like making things rhyme. I’ve never even BEEN to Utah. I’ve flown over it though and it looks rather arid so maybe I’ll just stay here in the Midwest with our acres and acres of corn fields and our meth labs and puppy mills.

This whole little tribute thing was born from the thought that, damn, I wish your (her) comments were turned on because, like Mayella from To Kill a Mockingbird, I got somethin’ to say.

Anyway, doubtful you’ll ever lay eyes on my silly little tribute, but in case you did, well, I didn’t want to have the FBI show up at my door babbling on about me stalking some internet blobber and looking slightly confused about what the hell a blobber is. Know what I mean?

Best Regards,
JustLinda

ps: Sorry about that foie gras line…. it’s baaaad, but maybe better than cole slaw???